Oh, to have been a fly on the wall for Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s “great” phone call with Donald Trump.

Every time he gets a text—and he gets a lot—his device lets out a loud womp-womp-womp ... Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick, President Donald J. Trump) who prefer to knock over the chessboard ...

Hello, "revolution of common sense." Goodbye, "America's decline." I have never liked President Donald Trump's manner of speaking, which is usually a stream-of-consciousness sea of platitudes ...