As far as I can tell, in the two-plus years he has been in Congress, our Congressperson (I will not call him our “representative”, for that presumes something that does not match with reality), Kevin ...

Fair warning: None of what I’m about to suggest has been vetted by a zoologist. That’s more or less deliberate on my part because, if it’s academically questionable, I don’t want to know. The value of ...