We've got four words for you: Arthur Spooner. In the history of sitcoms, few characters were as charmingly unhinged as his "King of Queens" stalwart. The late Jerry Stiller brought Arthur Spooner to life through all nine seasons of "The King of Queens," throwing the Heffernans' lives into uproarious chaos with every scheme, misunderstanding, and squabble. "The King of Queens" had so much driving it. It had the blue-collar element. The hilarious family dynamics. It had heart, wit, and one-liners.

Doug convinces Arthur to go in on his water filter scheme. The King of Queens, Season 2 Episode 22: 'Soft Touch'. Doug gets tricked by Tim Sacksky (Bryan Cranston) into falling for a pyramid scheme, disguised as a way to make large amounts of money selling water filters. Stream all seasons now on Peacock: https://bit.ly/WatchTheKingOfQueens | The King of Queens

Doug and Arthur enter the shuffleboard championship to take down Arthur's smug nemesis. The King of Queens Season 6 Episode 23: 'Icky Shuffle'. Doug helps Arthur compete in the seniors shuffleboard competition against a rival (William Daniels). Meanwhile, Holly cooks for Carrie while she is sick and Carrie milks it for all it is worth. Stream all seasons now on Peacock: https://bit.ly/WatchTheKingOfQueens | The King of Queens

Arthur breaks up Doug's parents. The King of Queens Season 7 Episode 6: 'Offtrack... Bedding'. Doug becomes worried when his neglected mother starts spending time with Arthur while his dad attends a model-train convention. Stream all seasons now on Peacock: https://bit.ly/WatchTheKingOfQueens | The King of Queens

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